Cover Snark: Pecs on Pecs on Pecs
It’s Cover Snark time and upon reflection, there is clearly a theme.
From Pam G:
I’m killin’ in the flame, just killin’ in the flame,
What a glo-o-o-orious feeling, I’m gassy again
My farts are azure, so blue down below
My sword isn’t stuck, and I’m ready to glow
And can I just mention the inspired fashion statement of attending a paintball tournament in your grandma’s boiled wool jacket and Uncle Willie’s clip-on tie. Must be Lederhosen down below to
Sarah: That looks like the jacket a door attendant at a very swank hotel would be issued for winter. Like he’s working at the Plaza, but a guest handed him a sword just before blue plasma erupted from his belly. Poor guy.
Amanda: Also the longer I stare at his two arms, the more it seems like they’re different lengths.
From Amy: 1) I’m pretty sure he is peeing, 2) nothing about this cover says anything about this book, as far as I can tell.
Sarah: That guy is just looming over a field thinking deep thoughts while he takes a wee, and someone snaps his picture. Honestly. So rude.
Tara: Promising and protecting dat junk.
Amanda: I love how his junk just disappears into the field.
From Lisa: I know billionaires probably puff their chests out a lot, but… Alternatively, what happens when you attempt to inflate your blow-up Beach Billionaire to fill out his suit jacket, and your blow-up suddenly pulls a Galatea.
Sarah: …is this AI?
And if not AI, is he OK?
Elyse: This is like a SNL sketch where he’s a billionaire nepo baby CEO and he shows up to a meeting and his big idea is “no shirts”
Sarah: All Pecs On Decks.
Amanda: His expression and overall face business is giving me Handsome Squidward vibes.
Wrapping up with more from PamG: You need a condom on that, Santy.
Elyse: I would love this so much more if a little kid was just putting dragon stickers on romance covers
Like pop a sticker right over the dude’s dingus area on all the books
Amanda: Pin the dragon on the cover model.
Sarah: That sack (the red one, not the dragon-obscured one) is about to absolutely wallop him on the back of the head, right?