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I Was in a Job Interview

I was in a job interview. The manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me."
I put it under my arm, left the building, and went home. Eventually, he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!"
I said, "$100 and it's yours.

Death Breath

Greetings Kind Regards
I heard an interesting sauce named "Death Breath" recipe today on NPR id est olive oil, butter (grass fed of course), garlic and anchovies. Sounds tasty. Am looking forward to it. Upon searching web for same I came across a heavy metal band of the same name (of course). A link to a YouTube video of same is below. I don't mind Bach and Chopin being interrupted by heavy metal from time to time. What this has to do with programming I do not know other than the bug I am currently working on is a bit of a monster. Also the Forum seems to tolerate such.

Death Breath - Death Breath (Official Video) - YouTube[^]

A Conundrum

"My belt holds up my pants. The pant's belt loops hold up the belt. So where does the credit go?" - Mitch Hedberg

[edit : 3/29 5:59pm ET]
I passed this joke on to my brother who provided a helpful analysis . id est "This is like saying a hanging man is holding up the noose."

Seeking Way Back Defrag Name Assistance

Greetings Kind Regards
I seek your kind assistance to recall the name of the product or name of the firm / web site or name of proprietor who many years ago prior to the common use of SSDs sold a highly successful Windows tool for purpose as best as I recall hard disk defragmentation. I had purchased a copy for W95. He was and I hope still is a 10x programmer if ever there was one. He wrote Windows GUI code in assembler and offered gratis several other tools some related to networks. The product had a catchy obvious name but I do not recall now and a web search for PC hard disk defragmentation fails. I am curious what he is now up to as he always had various projects in development.
Thank You Kindly
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